What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why does it itch on my vulva, uterus, and sides of my vagina, but it doesn't itch inside the vagina?

Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Does the West have a defense against China's PL17 air-air missile?

-”Ah so!”

A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Live and Let Die

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

You Only Live Twice

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

Which one is better to guys, boobs or butt?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

Where's the Civil War everyone on the left said would happen?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-J W Pepper

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

From Russia With Love

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What misfortune led to an important discovery?